Science Education

"Republican Calls
Climate Change A Hoax Because
Earth And Mars Have
'Exactly' The Same Temperature"

If you want the straight dope on all things scientific, just ask a Republican. Write down whatever he or she says and then scribble a big NOT in front of it.

Safe Room

Safe rooms don't work for poltergeists or Jehovah's Witnesses.

Death's Door

We're all dying. It's just a matter of when and where we give up the ghost entirely. All of life -- if we choose to admit it or not -- is spent at death's door.