Drone Technology 2016

We wait until the first Republican debate. And everyone from Huckabee and Perry to Bush and Trump are assembled in the same place at the same time. Then we send in a drone. With any luck we might be able to take out an employee or two of FOX News also. Sound like a plan or what?

Louisiana Oxemoran

The words Wisdom, Voters, and Louisiana go together like Mardi Gras, Moderation, and Vespers. Not at all.

Indigestion

Sometimes life just sticks in the throat. . .

Science Education

"Republican Calls
Climate Change A Hoax Because
Earth And Mars Have
'Exactly' The Same Temperature"

If you want the straight dope on all things scientific, just ask a Republican. Write down whatever he or she says and then scribble a big NOT in front of it.

Safe Room

Safe rooms don't work for poltergeists or Jehovah's Witnesses.

Death's Door

We're all dying. It's just a matter of when and where we give up the ghost entirely. All of life -- if we choose to admit it or not -- is spent at death's door.

Christianese

"Have a blessed day" is Christianese for "fuck off, you atheist bastard!"